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Rocketman's Fishin' God Prayer
(words to live by)

"Oh Fishin' God,
Grant me the skill to find the fish,
The wisdom to pick the right presentation,
And the patience to stay on them f***ers until they go."



Rocketman's Fishin' God Song
(best sung after a few adult beverages - works almost every time)

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a seven pound bass?
Catching these bluegills just don't have no class.
And at every weigh-in I feel like an ass,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a seven pound bass?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a walleye to stuff?
A fourteen pounder would be good enough.
I've been jigging for hours, you know it's been tough,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a walleye to stuff?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a twenty pound pike?
I've done lot's of thinking, that the size that I'd like.
I've worn out my bucktails without even a strike,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a twenty pound pike?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a king for the wall?
There's a twenty-five pounder down there by the ball.
Make him eat up my j-plug, bead chain and all
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a king for the wall?

Oh Fishin' God, won't you buy me a Great Lakes Muskie?
A thirty-five pounder would be fine with me.
It would look pretty awesome right over my TV,
So Fishin' God, won't you buy me a Great Lakes Muskie?



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